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Blame the RNG or God.

I dreamt I was a moron.
posted Sep.02.14 + 2 notes + reblog
come join ‘ranged paladins’ at #shieldlob2k14 

come join ‘ranged paladins’ at #shieldlob2k14 

posted Sep.02.14 + 0 notes + reblog

coerthas chat is a blessing

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knifeeared:

orlesianscum:

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”

don’t forget the cannibals

knifeeared:

orlesianscum:

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”

don’t forget the cannibals

I wanted to scribble a short crappy comic about ranged paladins but my wrist fucked me over so I can’t draw right now; so just have the sketch of the second panel

the face of a man who is determined to put his sword down and throw his shield at his enemies instead

posted Sep.02.14 + 6 notes + reblog
/offers huge hug and a hot drink/ i’m sure you done fine though?

Aw thank you, it’s fine! I found the whole situation rather comical, though pretty embarassing. Noone complained so I guess it was fine in the end.

posted Sep.02.14 + 0 notes + reblog
Me: *yesterday to Lou* I can never draw enmity as a Paladin, no matter how hard I try, it's annoying.
Me: *today* *Svara's up* I don't want to tank Svara. But noone else can, I have to try.
Me: *draws enmity*
Me: *accidently pushes Svara up the wall so noone can reach it*
Me: *dies*
Me: *wants to apologize in chat and makes typo*
Me: *wants to teleport away in shame*
Me: *is revived by player instead*
Me: ...
Me: *stays in the back and spams shield lob from a distance*
Me: I'M BETTER WITH RANGED WEAPONS
posted Sep.02.14 + 6 notes + reblog
2,363,846 plays

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

balbutt hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:Cats or potatoes ?
But why does it look so sad

That’s its natural look, it’s happy inside ;w;

posted Sep.02.14 + 1 notes + reblog

everyone’s blacklist in FFXIV be like

febhehj efrke

dghdgh kdslsl

feabrbaj wkwejre

henryergh herghamd

hurgejrjn dkwerejrj

Anonymous:
Cats or potatoes ?

O_O

potato cat

posted Sep.02.14 + 6 notes + reblog

finalfantasytranscribed:

Contest: how many more variations of Dalmasca can the transcription come up with?

See also - here, here, here, here and here

Still the hottest man on the server.

Still the hottest man on the server.

posted Sep.02.14 + 5 notes + reblog

adalheidis:

A kiss on the ~”back”~/wing.

posted Sep.01.14 + 2 notes + reblog